My sister sent me a photograph of herself holding a sign that reads, "Santa Claus is not real." Seems a bit rude, if you ask me.
Dec. 26th, 2011
Dec. 9th, 2011
[Ministry]
I rather liked the Beatles, but that aside: dreadful business in Casablanca. Should we be concerned or is that unrelated to our current assignment in Africa?
I rather liked the Beatles, but that aside: dreadful business in Casablanca. Should we be concerned or is that unrelated to our current assignment in Africa?
Nov. 10th, 2011
[Accidentally public due to Arnold]
Something with many legs bit me and now my throat feels strange.
Oh look a mummified cat.
Oh it's moving.
Does anyone have a torch?
Something with many legs bit me and now my throat feels strange.
Oh look a mummified cat.
Oh it's moving.
Does anyone have a torch?
Oct. 16th, 2011
[Ministry + Flamel]
Hello? I have located Mr. Flamel.
Hello? I have located Mr. Flamel.
Oct. 14th, 2011
[Ministry/Death Eaters]
I apologize for interrupting the arrival of the joyous addition to your family, but we have come to arrest you.
[Public]
Is Ms. Malfoy's baby going to be Egyptian?
I apologize for interrupting the arrival of the joyous addition to your family, but we have come to arrest you.
[Public]
Is Ms. Malfoy's baby going to be Egyptian?
Oct. 7th, 2011
The tea here tastes weird.
I'll not lie. I'm a little homesick.
Sep. 13th, 2011
[Warded to Ministry]
Two prepubescent dragons and an angry child sphinx are now on the loose. It is not my fault.
Two prepubescent dragons and an angry child sphinx are now on the loose. It is not my fault.
Sep. 6th, 2011
Oh dear.
Oh my.
Aug. 31st, 2011
[Warded to Ministry]
It's following me.
It's following me.
Aug. 19th, 2011
[Warded to Mercier]
A ghost told me to ask you about Hoodoo and New Orleans, but I think he might be lying about the ghost bit.
A ghost told me to ask you about Hoodoo and New Orleans, but I think he might be lying about the ghost bit.
Aug. 16th, 2011
There's either a lethifold in my flat or a very convincing cloak.
Aug. 9th, 2011
[Warded to Ministry]
OI.
I ARRESTED PEOPLE.
I HAVE BATTLE WOUNDS.
OI.
I ARRESTED PEOPLE.
I HAVE BATTLE WOUNDS.
Aug. 3rd, 2011
[Warded to Alastor]
At some point in the future, I'm going to need you to leave the flat for an indeterminate amount of time.
At some point in the future, I'm going to need you to leave the flat for an indeterminate amount of time.
Aug. 1st, 2011
August 1
I sneezed while flying on my broom and hit an owl carrying an unmarked letter. If anyone is missing an owl or a letter, please let me know.
Jul. 31st, 2011
[Warded to Bertha, Alastor, and Lee]
DUMBLEDORE'S GOT A JOURNAL.
Is he even allowed to have one?
Do you think he'd be angry if I wrote to him?
What do we do with this information?
DUMBLEDORE'S GOT A JOURNAL.
Is he even allowed to have one?
Do you think he'd be angry if I wrote to him?
What do we do with this information?
Jul. 29th, 2011
02
[Warded to Minerva McGonagall]
Hello Professor Mrs Minerva Professor McGonagall,
How have you been since I was seventeen? You probably don't remember me. My name is Arnold Peasegood. I was a Hufflepuff who graduated in 1974. I have since gone on to work for the Ministry of Magic as a Hit Wizard. I still think that you are beautiful. I have recently taken up an interest in becoming an animagus and I remembered that you are one. Your feline grace is most apparent. I was wondering if you had any advice or tips?
Thank You,
Arnold Peasegood
[Warded to Bertha, Lee, and Alastor]
If I were an animagus, what do you think I'd be? Do you think it'd be something very boring?
Hello Professor Mrs Minerva Professor McGonagall,
How have you been since I was seventeen? You probably don't remember me. My name is Arnold Peasegood. I was a Hufflepuff who graduated in 1974. I have since gone on to work for the Ministry of Magic as a Hit Wizard. I still think that you are beautiful. I have recently taken up an interest in becoming an animagus and I remembered that you are one. Your feline grace is most apparent. I was wondering if you had any advice or tips?
Thank You,
Arnold Peasegood
[Warded to Bertha, Lee, and Alastor]
If I were an animagus, what do you think I'd be? Do you think it'd be something very boring?
Jul. 28th, 2011
01
Rules Alastor Gumboil Has To Obey Whilst In The Peasegood Residence:
1. All of them.
2. Put away clothing.
3. No alcohol for Morris.
3. More forthcoming when I think of something.
3b. Or when you do something else that I hadn't yet thought of.
1. All of them.
2. Put away clothing.
3. No alcohol for Morris.
3. More forthcoming when I think of something.
3b. Or when you do something else that I hadn't yet thought of.